Tuesday, July 28, 2009

If I Were a Kitchen Item... I'd Be a Roaster Pan


Remember that pillow I got in college that had embroidered upon it the phrase:

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
I am my Mother After All

Well, I've known for a while that I was progressing in that direction (proudly), but today I hit an all-time low. I began finding similarities between me and my roaster pan. The minute this coherent thought skitted across my brain, I realized (in horror) I was playing your favorite game. The game we tease you so badly for loving...

"If you were a fruit, what would you be and why?"

Or, "If you had to be a building, which would you be and why?"

Or, "What animal do you most identify with and why?"

Sad day; but oh well, at least I know what kitchen object I relate with (and why).

Dear Roaster Pan,

Today I shared two major similarities with you; I roasted and I was speckled.

(mid ceiling painting)

That's all,

ps. On Sunday morning I heard the news say that Seattle was getting ready to have a heat wave. They warned us all to be VERY CAREFUL, because temperatures were going to be in the high 80's to low 90's. I laughed out loud. Seattle calls that a heat wave? Well, today I ate a large slice of humble pie. I am officially a Seattle Pansy. Ninety degrees sure felt like 110... thus the roasting.

pps. I took a picture of my eye ball because even it was speckled. Well, my contact was at least. But, looking at a picture of a giant eye ball freaked me out, so I thought it would only be worse for you.